Please...

...If you are going to your doctor's office for a physical, TAKE A BATH!!

I'm sure some of you are thinking, "Amanda, doesn't that go without saying?" No, it doesn't. Some people (privacy laws prohibit me from mentioning you by name) think it is perfectly acceptable to roll in here all stanky. Maybe they are unaware of their own stank. I don't know. What I do know is that it is no fun to clean up after it or to have to hook your stanky self up to an EKG machine. Seriously. Bathe.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.