Seriously?!

So Mr. Patchouli-man came back today!!! I am going to be sick! The whole office reeks. Apparently, dude left his cell phone and came back to get it today. Everyone is commenting on the smell, and everyone has a different theory on what the smell resembles. Some say disinfectant, others say bug spray, and Matt says penicillin mold. I say ick. It is truly disgusting. I implore anyone who has made the choice to wear this horrific fragrance to please reconsider. If you must wear it, keep it at home. Shower before leaving the house. Think of the children.

I need a shower. It's all over me. Now I have a headache.